How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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