Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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