I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
third nipple confirmed
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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