so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm always down for nudity.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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