were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
