well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Boobs are out for the taking
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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