Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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