finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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