i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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