i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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