I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I need to calm my uterus...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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