just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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