Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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