Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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