Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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