She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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