I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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You. Win. At. Life.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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