we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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