I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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