Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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