There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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