Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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