porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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