I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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