I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I got inside last night via doggy door
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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