fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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