quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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