i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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