I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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