Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Randomize
