If i come over, it means nothing
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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