just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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