You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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