If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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