drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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