1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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