dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Randomize
