He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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