But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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