i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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