Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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