It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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