If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Randomize
