its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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