Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
When are your genitals available?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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