I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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