North Korea, Best Korea!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Randomize
