There is no way he is gay with that hair.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
True strength comes from lack of pants
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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