After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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