I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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