I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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