I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
