it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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