we made out on top of his cat.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My dick has a subreddit
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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