do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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