that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
tell me about the fingering
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