The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
